beesmygod:

numboars:

chelsamander:

Gumby did not say that

he said this you son of a bitch

sashaforthewin:

teadrunktailor:

Finally got to use my trout cookie cutter. Seasons greetings, my good dudes. 🙌

I am so into these, you have no idea dude

inkskinned:

my-words-are-light:

inkskinned:

i wish my spine was a sword. i wish my knuckles were steel and my teeth could cut leather. i wish i was made of diamonds, unbreakable, unfeeling, glittering in the sun. 

If your spine was a sword, you wouldn’t be able to bend over. Bending over is fun.

i wish my spine was one of those flexible rulers that i could use to rap across people’s hands. i wish my knuckles were crayola crayons so i left art on everything i punched. i wish my teeth were straight and i had money for college. i wish i was made of triangles with a 90 degree angle so i could always be right, unbreakable, unfeeling, geometrical in the sun

animentality:

quest-draws:

ID: a sketchy two page comic of my tortoiseshell kittens, Maggie and Bunny.

From off panel, I hold my hands out to Maggie, who leans away

Me: Aw, Maggie doesn’t wanna come up?

Maggie: Mother I am not a child.

Me: You’re ten months old.

Maggie: I am a warrior.

Bunny pops up from behind her sister.

Bunny: I’m not! I’m baby <3

I scoop Bunny up while Maggie watches in shock and confusion.

Me: Aw, yes you are, Bunny. Who’s my sweet baby?

Maggie flops on her back and shows her tummy. She has big blobby tears in her eyes.

Maggie: Mommy??? Betrayal?? You abandon your baby?? Your Darling Girl?? Your little Maggie-Pie?!?

End ID.

Maggie is a strong, independant kitten, so long as you never pay attention to anyone else, ever.

scorpia-fan-no-1:

gaystormhawke:

cherubicfemme:

pondwitch:

pondwitch:

worlds tallest vampire

count everest

mount dracula

Wouldn’t mind if i do

please stop

nicostiel:

Glass Onion (2022) + Art

radiashen:

sakamoto

fullmetalwindbreaker:

got fired via a text from my boss who i’ve never digitally communicated with and because it was an unknown number sending a mysterious link with no context (turned out to be security camera footage of me taking 1 can of cheap beer) i assumed it was spam and my immediate response was

sandmandaddy69: