hardlyfunctioningempath:

Will Graham texts 

hardlyfunctioningempath:

Will Graham texts 

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18.06.13

we-are-his-army:

flipphones:

do you think prison guards use proactive to prevent breakouts

I had to walk to another room

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18.06.13

lexingtonand52:

if you give me a task with no deadline i will literally never do it but if you give me a deadline i will get it done exactly 1 hour before the deadline even if the deadline is in six years

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18.06.13

my-angel-wears-a-trench-coat:

thestrals-in-221b:

awizardinsideandout:

All known spells from Harry Potter

Yeah and here are the other ones also mentioned:

Aguamenti- produces water

Anapneo- clears your path

Colloportus- locks doors and can’t be opened by muggles

Confringo- causes objects to catch fire

Defodio- carve stone or steel

Deprimo- a strong wind that  can loosen things

Descendo- lowers objects

Duro- hardens object

Episkey- heals small injuries (tonks used this spell on harry)

Erecto- erects objects

Evanesco- vanishes targets

Expulso- makes object explote

Flagrate- wand can leave fiery marks (Tom Marvolo Riddle —> I Am Lord Voldemort… get it)

Geminio- creates a replica of something (like hermione did to create another locked for Umbridge when she wakes up)

Glisseo- makes steps flatten into a ramp

Homenum Revelio- reveals humans around the castor (did you really forget this one)

Incarcerous- ties object with ropes

Langlock- glues persons tongue to mouth (snape made it)

Levicorpus- victim is hing upside down (also made my snape)

Liberacorpus- counter curse to levicorpus

Meteolojinx Recanto- makes the weather caused by other incantations to calm the hell down

Muffliato- keeps people around you from eavesdropping (REALLY)

Obscuro- makes a blindfold apear over one’s eyes

Oppugno- makes conjured objects attack (like hermione’s canaries)

Pack- you know, packs a trunk

Piertotum Locomotor- animates statues to do the castor’s wishes (mcgonagall uses this badass spell in Deathly Hallows)

Portus- makes an object a port key

Protego Horribilis- flitwick uses this to strengthen the castle’s defenses 

Protego Totalum- one of the spells hermione uses to protect the camp in Deathly Hallows

Rennervate- makes someone conscious again

Repello Muggletum- keeps muggles away from wizard places

Salvio Hexia- helps protect against hexes

Scourgify- cleans objects

Sectumsempra- (DID YOU LITERALLY FORGET THIS why) wounds the target (snape made it, need i say more)

Silencio- silences something (also spanish for shut the fuck up)

Specialis Revelio- hermione uses this to reveal secrets from harry’s advanced potion making book

Tergeo- hermione uses this to remove blood from harry’s face. so it can be used to remove ink, blood, etc

Unbreakable Vow- not exactly a spell you can cast per se but you know snape takes it with narcissa

And yeah those are all of the verbal ones that you missed. motherfucker

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18.06.13
do-you-have-a-flag:

knusprig-titten-hitler:

One of these things is not like the other.

#will graham’s house

do-you-have-a-flag:

knusprig-titten-hitler:

One of these things is not like the other.

#will graham’s house

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18.06.13
18.06.13

F U C K Bi Tc He S Ge Tm O Ne Y

F U C K Bi Tc He S Ge Tm O Ne Y

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18.06.13

fasterfood:

f- *looks around* fuck the..*sweats profusely* fuck the..the..the police *SWAT team surrounds and invades my house* sorry SORRY

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18.06.13

misterwalrus:

apriki:

moses u little shit

I AM THE 11TH PLAGUE

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17.06.13
17.06.13