gotpasta:

cosbyykidd:

sickomobb:

ghivashels:

colinmorgasms:

what if obama does the ice bucket challenge and nominates queen elizabeth

what if obama actually talks about what’s going on in ferguson

what if obama stopped exterminating the middle eastern population with drones

what if obama lowered my gotdamn tuition

What if everyone gets educated and stops acting like the President can make decisions for the country by themselves

weaknudes:

waking up cold: alright I need more blankies

waking up hot: covers thrown everywhere. sweat behind the kneecaps. 3 dead. the pillow is the sun. critical condition.

thenamescatcher:

noxzaiden:

Leaves from the vine, falling so slow;

Like fragile, tiny shells, drifting in the foam.

Little soldier boy, come marching home;

Brave soldier boy, comes marching home.

sifuflameo

appeltaart27:

Let go your earthly tether. Empty, and become wind.

-Guru Laghima.

An Airbender.

angryseawitch:

screamingcrawfish:

a paranormal mockumentary show in the style of the office/parks and rec

revolving around the lives of employees at a hokey haunted mansion tourist trap that turn out to be actually hella haunted but most of its spirits are either benevolent or ineffectively malevolent

10/10 WOULD WATCH

ruinedchildhood:

Spongebob is the mother fuckin devil